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Let's Go to Prison

Movie: Let's Go to Prison

Year : 2006 IMDb rating : 5.60 IMDb votes : 3962 Directors : Odenkirk, Bob

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John Lyshitski is a car stealing slacker, with a weed problem, and has been in Illinois' Rossmore State Penitentiary so many times, he knows it's entire population of both staff and cons by their fast names. Cursed with the old ill luck of being in the wrong place, at the wrong time, in possession of the wrong car, he's been deemed a lost cause repeat offender in the eyes of everyone else. When the heartless judge, who has been behind most of his sentences, goes to the big court house in the sky, John decides to ruin the man's legacy by having the judge's only offspring, Nelson Biederman IV, thrown in the slammer along with him. Here, the world-class selfish jerk learns a certain old lesson the hard way: Do unto others as you would have others do unto you. But has John somewhat gone too far in the payback department?

Comedy

Crime

Stranger Than Fiction

Movie: Stranger Than Fiction

Year : 2006 IMDb rating : 7.90 IMDb votes : 37809 Directors : Forster, Marc

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For twelve years, the methodic IRF agent Harold Crick has had a routine lonely life guided by his wristwatch. However, one day he hears the narration of his life in off, telling that he is going to die pretty soon. Meanwhile, he audits Ana Pascal, the owner of a bakery that is in debt with the IRF, and falls in love for her. Harold is advised by Professor Jules Hilbert to change his monotonous lifestyle while he tries to find Karen Eiffel, the author of the story of his life, who is researching means of killing the character, and convince her to change the ending of the story.

Drama

Fantasy

Romance

Strange Wilderness

Movie: Strange Wilderness

Year : 2007 IMDb rating : 5.30 IMDb votes : 2640 Directors : Wolf, Fred

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With the ratings dropping for a wilderness-themed TV show, two animal fans go to the Andes in search of Bigfoot.

Comedy

Puppet Masters

Movie: Puppet Masters

Year : 1994 IMDb rating : 5.60 IMDb votes : 2422 Directors : Orme, Stuart

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When a flying saucer reportedly lands in rural Iowa, The Old Man (who runs a secret branch of the CIA), decides to investigate. He goes in person, accompanied by agents Sam and Jarvis, as well as Dr Mary Sefton, a NASA specialist in alien biology. They find that aliens have indeed landed and are planning to use their mind-control powers to take over our planet.

Horror

Sci-Fi

Romantic Englishwoman

Movie: Romantic Englishwoman

Year : 1975 IMDb rating : 6.40 IMDb votes : 216 Directors : Losey, Joseph

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What is real and what is fiction? Faced with writer's block with his novel, Lewis Fielding turns to a film script about a woman finding herself after his wife Elizabeth returns from Baden Baden. She didn't quite find herself there but had a brief encounter in a lift with a German who says he is a poet. Now the German is in England, gets himself invited to tea where he claims he admires Fielding's books. Which one does he like the best? "Tom Jones." Amused at being confused with the other Fielding, the novelist works the German into the plot.